ONE HIT WONDERS

Do you ever take the time to sit back and think about all of the one hit wonders during your lifetime? I do. The world often thinks of these songs as lame, and overplayed. Deep down inside you cant let go of those songs that are so dear to you. I mean can you really overplay song 2 by blur. You know the song that say Wooo whoo! over and over again. What about tubthumping by Chumbawumba? Is that song really lame? We're often told to not worry about what the world thinks so, I say to you turn up that Ice, Ice, baby. Crank that whoop there it is. Relax and let Frankie goes to Hollywood echo through the canyons. Never be afraid to admit that those songs are important to you. Shake Shake your rump! I would love to hear some of your favorite one hit wonders. Let the comments fly.

SICKNESS

Why do we have to get sick. I hate being sick. Being sick is so annoying. Most times that a person is sick, its not deathly ill, its annoyingly ill. You know, like a annoying sore throat, a annoying runny nose, an annoying pink eye (wink, wink, or maybe not). Its a terrible thing that we as human beings have to deal with. I also get annoyed by medicine. Usually it just masks the symptoms and, lulls you into a false sense of well being; then you come down off the syrupy high you've been enjoying and BAMM! back to being annoyed. Better living through chemistry is awesome untill the robtusin ride comes to a halt. The thing that we have to look forward to through all of this is the two principles of Hope and Change. Barrack and roll. Not.

I haven't died of lonliness yet, neither has my blog. Everytime I look at the stupid thing, I laugh and laugh, and laugh but then, I forget why I am laughing and move on to something else.

Scypher In The Snow

Have you ever seen the movie "The Schypher In The Snow"? Its a bout a kid that isnt very popular, and, people dont pay much attention to him. He ends up walking off the school bus one day, and falls in the snow, and dies. I guess he died of lonliness or, maybe he had a tumor or heart palpitations. I think it was Lonliness that did it. Its got to be the most depressing movie ever made. The point I'm trying to make with all of this nonsensical jargin, is that, maybe my blog should be called the Scypher blog in the snow. I dont think I will die, maybe just my blog.
Merry Christmas everybody.

P.S. If trees screamed, would we be so caviler about cutting them down? Maybe if they screamed all the time for no reason.

NHRA or Super Rednecks Convention

I attended the National Hot Rod Association powerade nationals this weekend. Its not the first time I've been to the drag races, but, it is the first time I didn't really enjoy being there. I came to the conclusion that hanging out with 20,000 drunk redneck/white trash/ mutants, (I think thats what you get when you cross a redneck and white trash.) is not really my bag anymore. Hanging out with a few drunk rednecks at family reunions is great but 20,000 is a little overkill. Maybe I'm losing some of my redneck traits as I get older. I still love cars, and, cars going fast, but sometimes the sacrifice one has to make to see the two is too much. I kind of feel like I'm abandoning my people( rednecks), but I guess some times in order to grow you have t leave the tribe. I'm sure I'll be back occasionally, but, I think I'm going to take a break from the Redneck superconventions for a while. I'll stick to the smaller venues like hunting birds in Ephraim. That's
not redneckish, is it? Once a redneck always a redneck. GIT R DONE, I guess.
Big Bergy

A little explanaion on the music selection

First off all, I am mentally retarded when it comes to computers. Not illiterate but, mentally retarded. Thats right I have an extra chromosome floating around on my computer skills gene. If I was Napolean Dynamite, I would not list computer skills, in my list of skills. If I was a Wendy's sandwich I would be a, Jr bacon computer retard. If I was from Mcdonalds I would be a chicken Mccomputer retarded. If I was an energy drink I would be A Rockstar, Computer retard flavor.
I could not for the life of me, get the D. a. m. n. play list on here. It took a member of the "Hot Moms club," to help me figure it out. Thank goodness for those Hot Moms. Here it is in all its unedited glory, Bergybros play list. Mind the children's ears during some of the selections. I'll see if my "computer skills" will allow me to clean it up. Until then enjoy.

THE BEGINING

This is the first official post on BERGYBROS. We Thought we would do this to just mock all the "hot moms"* that blog but, I think were going to have some fun with this. Stay tuned.
Big Bergy


*disclaimer* BERGYBROS is in no way part of the Hot Moms club, and we have only the highest regards for its members,and, orginzation.